fuck that chris evans guy

cause of death: Chris Evans in a suit covered with ice water 

i didn’t ask to be a fan of chris evans

i didn’t ask to have my life disrupted by a fucking meatball of a man who’s half frat bro and half sensitive artist

why this

i didn’t ask for this

he may be a ninety six year old soviet master assassin sniper with two dozen confirmed political kills that could kill me with the littlest finger on his bionic metal arm in my sleep but he is too precious for this world and must be protected at all costs

"Captain America is my least favorite Aven-"

she wants the d(eadpool movie)

when age of ultron trailer finally comes out:

Captain America 3 Ending: Everyone is mourning the loss of their beloved Steve when suddenly he crashes in through the ceiling, fist bumps Sam and Nat, and kisses Bucky hard on the mouth. He puts his hand around Bucky’s waist and pulls him close to his side while saying, “I’m fucking immortal. Death is for douchebags.”